<Vikas Bahl in the living room of the Kapoors>
Vikas: So Shahid, what type of movie do you want to do now?
Shahid: Something fun yaar, where I don’t have to act. Haider ne pura juice nikal diya, like totally.
Vikas: Hmmm, but this will release right after your wedding so…
Shahid: Oh ya. Then make sure that I look like totally cool. Like B&J audience think I’m still hot, so what if I’m married.
Shahid: Buddhe aur jawan yaar.
Vikas: Hmmm…<imagining the “oh what a hottie hottie” scene>
<In walks Pankaj Kapoor>
Vikas: Hello sir, how are you?
Pankaj: Arrey Vicky, leave him alone with his wife. Kuch mere par banao yaar. After Queen, I want to be your next King <guffaws>
Vikas: Sure sir. We’ll make you his father in the movie.
Pankaj: No, I’m tired being his father. Give me more!
Vikas: Ok sir, I’ll put you in a love triangle…I’ll give you as many scenes with the heroine as Shahid.
Pankaj: Who’s the heroine? <tinkle in his eyes>
<In walks Sanah Kapoor eating a cupcake>
Sanah: Daddy, I want to be the heroine!
Pankaj: Sure beta…
Vikas: But how? <eyeing her from top to bottom>
Pankaj: Why not? Can’t there be roles for fat women in our industry? Nonsense! In fact that should be the subject of your movie.
Vikas: Hmmm…<imagining the undressing climax in the end>
Sanah: Daddy, can we go to London to make the movie? I have to shop for my XXXL clothes.
Pankaj: Sure beta. Vikas, sun rahe ho na?
Vikas: Done sir!